Okay, Who Ordered the Ewoks?

I don't understand anything about modern television culture and I don't know anything about Star Wars, so I certainly don't know what a pair of seemingly intoxicated Ewoks was doing on The TODAY Show this morning. I do know that those charming Halloween-themed crafts that the presenter is trying to exhibit were the handiwork of my super talented friends Alicia and Sarah, who crafted them specifically for this broadcast segment.

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Um, good work girls!  Sorry all of your hard work was upstaged by a moon-walking, amorous Teddy Ruxpin wannabe.  This is why I stick to the Internet - a place where Ewoks never pop up out of context.